“How could they tell?” – Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died
“Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.” – James Thurber
“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
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* “A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred Allen
* “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright
* “The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.” – Casey Stengal
* “Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.” – George Carlin
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“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.” – Epicurus
“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else” – Judy Garland
“The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven” – John Milton
“Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.” – Alexander Hamilton
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“I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.” — Doug MacLeod
“Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
– Groucho Marx
“For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.” — H. L. Mencken
“Children should be like waffles–you should be able to throw the first one away.” — Mary Alice Messenger
“We can do no great things; only small things with great love.”
– Mother Teresa
“I couldn’t remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand…” — Peter Oakley
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“There is no limit to the good one can do, when he cares not who gets the credit.” – unknown
“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein
“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” – Aristotle
“A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.” – Chinese Proverb
“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.” – Joss Whedon
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