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E.E. Cummings

Quotes To Live By…

April 10th, 2012




* “The best deed of a great man is to forgive and forget.”

* “What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”

* “Wisdom will not be complete except by following the truth.”

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Phil’s Follies…

October 11th, 2011



I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon invaded Russia. It seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who will give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house. – George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally you forget to pull it down. – George Burns

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an Insurance Salesman?
– Woody Allen

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Grandfather Knows Best…

September 27th, 2011


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Mae West Quotes…

September 20th, 2011


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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“A man in the house is worth two in the street.”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”

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Phil’s Follies…

December 27th, 2010

* On top of a pickle relish jar:
“I relish the thought of meeting your buns.”

* “The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!”

* “You only live once… but if you live it right, once is enough.”

* “I can resist anything but temptation.”

* “Resistance drains energy…
acceptance saves it…
cheerfulness sustains it.”

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Famous Quotes…

September 2nd, 2010

* Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert. – Erma Bombeck

* He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. – Johann von Goethe

* You’ll never be sad if you remember all the good things that have happened to you. – Karolina Grekov

* Anything you are good at contributes to happiness. – Bertrand Russell

* While you are upon the earth, enjoy the good things that are here. – John Selden

* Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path to joy. – Sarah Ban Breathnach

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Did You Know?…

May 20th, 2010

* Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

* A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

* With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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Quotes from Famous People…

March 4th, 2010

Mae West

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
— Mae West

George Carlin

“You’re really spread out now, you’ve got stuff all over the WORLD! You’ve got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets…supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.”
— George Carlin

Groucho Marx

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
— Grocho Marx

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Famous People… Famous Quotes

February 20th, 2010


Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.”
Winston Churchill

“A leader leads by example, not by force.”
Sun Tzu
The Art of War

“Try to become not a man of success, but try rather to become a man of value.”
Albert Einstein

“Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.”
Winston Churchill

“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.”

“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been.’ ”
Kurt Vonnegut
Cat’s Cradle

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