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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G !)

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A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life… quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(the only one that doesn’t ache)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that)

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Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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