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"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." -
E.E. Cummings


July 31st, 2010

* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

* I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

* On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Boomers Beware… Terrorists Live Among Us

July 30th, 2010

We Boomers need to beware. Terrorists live among us, and terrorism has not gone away. I’m not the prophet of doom. But we cannot ignore the obvious. Those who wish us harm seem to be getting bolder and bolder as time goes by.

This is not a group of people that have waning interests in their over all goals. They want us dead because we are the infidels in their eyes. We sleep with the devil. They would love to see Jews and Americans wiped off the face of the earth. How nice.

In the meantime, we continue to leave our borders open to anyone. Experts in Middle Eastern Terrorism warn us of an increasing number of terrorists and wanna be killers who already live in the states. They will wait for the right moment to strike no matter how long it takes.

We Boomers need to warn our sons and daughters who really don’t know how evil man can be because they have it so good here in America. Our children and grandchildren are very trusting of people, like we were when we were young. I don’t know if we ever appreciated what our fellow human beings went through in Europe in the first half of the 20th century.

Do we really know any details on how our fellow man is treated right now in Africa? I don’t think so. The warning signs are out there. We have gotten pretty lax since 9-11 which wasn’t that long ago. Remember how we felt right after that happened?

Read about those who want to destroy us. They will not rest until they accomplish the mission. How far do we let Iran go with nuclear capabilities? This is not a drill.

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Women… You Can’t live With Them, Pass the Beer Nuts

July 30th, 2010

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” – Oscar Wilde

“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.” – Helen Rowland

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.” – Mae West

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“The MidLife Gals”… Those Wacky Babes

July 30th, 2010

These two sisters are… well, goofy. I have three sisters that are normal (unlike The Midlife Gals) but I always wanted five. So, I have legally made these two my sisters as well.

Don’t hold this against me, OK?

Watch This Video

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Comedian Tim Conway and Johnny Carson… “The Really Chunky Jockey”

July 30th, 2010

Tim Conway has done this routine several times, but it seems even funnier on the Johnny Carson Show.

Conway, a regular on the Carol Burnett Show, has his own unique style, doesn’t he? Funny Guy.

Watch This Video

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When Do You Start, Nancy?…

July 29th, 2010

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

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The Taxman Cometh… Again

July 29th, 2010

Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

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Arizona Immigration Law… Temporary Hold Up

July 28th, 2010

An Arizona judge has temporarily blocked the new Arizona Immigration Law that would allow the state of Arizona to enforce laws against illegal immigration. It’s been described as basically the same as the federal laws against illegal immigration.

The governor of Arizona wants state laws to control this huge problem because the federal government refuses to act on this issue. The problem in Arizona is more than just a matter of fairness. It has become a drug problem and a matter of violence against the citizens of the state. This situation is no small problem.

Now, we have a judge that has put herself in the position of protecting illegal activity. How does this happen? Even though this ruling is a temporary block, it is still allowing for a large group of people to break federal laws.

We all know what’s behind this travesty of justice… votes. We have recently discussed the selfish way our politicians manipulate issues in favor of a political party or for themselves. It’s disgusting how often what is good for the people of this country gets ignored.

Illegal immigration is a hot button issue here in the states. Border states are reeling from the economic devastation of being over run by millions of illegals. State budgets in these states are in shambles. A large chunk of these illegals are thugs, drug addicts, drug pushers, and common criminals. These undesirables are pouring into America.

What about terrorists coming in from our southern border? Our government doesn’t care about this problem. If our politicians cared we would have a tremendous surge in border control right now. It scares me that these elements are just being ignored. How can we blame Arizona for trying to protect itself?

The list of issues that find 60% to 75% of Americans in strong agreement appears to be growing. Our government representatives continue to ignore these major issues. What else can we conclude but to say that they are not on our side. The November elections may indeed be a bloodbath.

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Quotes From Famous Dudes and Dudettes…

July 28th, 2010

“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.” – Epicurus

“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else” – Judy Garland

“The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven” – John Milton

“Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.” – Alexander Hamilton

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Accident Reports… (sort of)

July 28th, 2010


The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

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