These two sisters are… well, goofy. I have three sisters that are normal (unlike The Midlife Gals) but I always wanted five. So, I have legally made these two my sisters as well.
Don’t hold this against me, OK?
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Comedian Tim Conway and Johnny Carson… “The Really Chunky Jockey”
Tim Conway has done this routine several times, but it seems even funnier on the Johnny Carson Show.
Conway, a regular on the Carol Burnett Show, has his own unique style, doesn’t he? Funny Guy.
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When Do You Start, Nancy?…
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The Taxman Cometh… Again
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Arizona Immigration Law… Temporary Hold Up
An Arizona judge has temporarily blocked the new Arizona Immigration Law that would allow the state of Arizona to enforce laws against illegal immigration. It’s been described as basically the same as the federal laws against illegal immigration.
The governor of Arizona wants state laws to control this huge problem because the federal government refuses to act on this issue. The problem in Arizona is more than just a matter of fairness. It has become a drug problem and a matter of violence against the citizens of the state. This situation is no small problem.
Now, we have a judge that has put herself in the position of protecting illegal activity. How does this happen? Even though this ruling is a temporary block, it is still allowing for a large group of people to break federal laws.
We all know what’s behind this travesty of justice… votes. We have recently discussed the selfish way our politicians manipulate issues in favor of a political party or for themselves. It’s disgusting how often what is good for the people of this country gets ignored.
Illegal immigration is a hot button issue here in the states. Border states are reeling from the economic devastation of being over run by millions of illegals. State budgets in these states are in shambles. A large chunk of these illegals are thugs, drug addicts, drug pushers, and common criminals. These undesirables are pouring into America.
What about terrorists coming in from our southern border? Our government doesn’t care about this problem. If our politicians cared we would have a tremendous surge in border control right now. It scares me that these elements are just being ignored. How can we blame Arizona for trying to protect itself?
The list of issues that find 60% to 75% of Americans in strong agreement appears to be growing. Our government representatives continue to ignore these major issues. What else can we conclude but to say that they are not on our side. The November elections may indeed be a bloodbath.
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Quotes From Famous Dudes and Dudettes…
“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.” – Epicurus
“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else” – Judy Garland
“The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven” – John Milton
“Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.” – Alexander Hamilton
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Accident Reports… (sort of)
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
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Dogs Talkin’ Trash…
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George Carlin Quotes…
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that …”
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
“George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.”
“When someone is impatient and says, “I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.”
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